The Collected Writings of Brian J. Mueller

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The Manuals

Toss ‘em in the recycling bin.

Somewhere,
maybe in a tall glass building,
but certainly in front of a glowing screen,
there’s a technical writer preparing
a manual I’ll stubbornly refuse to read.

A good manual takes time
and great skill to prepare.
The more complex the machine,
the heavier the manual necessary
to keep things running smoothly.

No offense,
but I don’t want to read ‘em.
I don’t particularly trust anything
too complicated not to be obvious.

In my experience,
the very best manuals contain
simple pictures and drawings,
and never make assembling something
seem too difficult.