Brian’sPoems

The Collected Writings of Brian J. Mueller

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Alligator PSA

Do not get a pet alligator
if you need something to hold
or something to hold you.

Do not get a pet alligator
if you also enjoy the company
of friends and family.

Do not get a pet alligator
if you have small children
and little animals at home.

Do not get a pet alligator
and allow it to roam freely
unless you intend to sleep with one eye open.

Do not get a pet alligator
to make a point
about how tough you are.

Do not get a pet alligator
expecting it will change
into something domestic and cuddly.

Do not get a pet alligator.
Just put it out of your mind
and have a good laugh instead.

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