The Collected Writings of Brian J. Mueller

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A Tenuous Order

Would you believe
all of the electrical outlets
inside my apartment
are installed upside down?

Management assures me
this was an intentional decision,
a safety feature for my protection.
But it feels more like utter bullshit
and the madness of an electrician
with a dark sense of humor
or a touch of dyslexia.

The world I expect
is a world with outlets
which make sense—
with the grounding wire
located on the bottom,
so that every plug fits
and that everything works
exactly as advertised.

Can’t we all agree
that order is more tenuous
than the temperatures in April?
Perhaps I’m being reminded
that a poorly wired outlet
could burn my building down,
thus rearranging the cosmic order
as I struggle to maintain
everything in its right place
with my words and expectations.